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Anti-Ad #1: Evil Empire of Starbucks

So, I'm trying to chill out at Starbucks when I glance down and encounter this on my cup:

The Way I See It #53

Be exceptional. Make tremendous efforts to be extraordinary. What a privilege to be here on the planet to contribute your unique donation to humankind. Just make sure you do so...

I'm sorry...OR WHAT? Maybe I don't FEEL extraordinary today. Or how 'bout this, Mr. Coffee Cup: maybe my contribution - my unique donation to humankind - will be to launch a crusade to oust Starbucks from smug middle-class neighbourhoods everywhere. You're part of the problem, Starbucks, not the solution!! You and your fuck-wit homilies for twelve-year-olds and brain dead homeowners. Damn you and your tasty coffee and your damn comfy chairs. If it weren't for those chairs, I'd find somewhere else to buy my coffee...I would!

This amused me, at least:

posted by albatross @ 9:42 PM